Rejoice friends, for I now have a Santa hat! WOOHOO! I feel so festive now!

I love you so much Bill Nighy

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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So back in March I did a series of stupid things apparently. The problem is that I'm not sure which one of them caused the problem I'm dealing with currently. See it could be because I kicked a large heavy object when it fell toward me. It could have been the hole in the yard that I stepped in. Heck it could be a couple of other things that ... frankly I'm baffled how they would hurt a knee but if you can sneeze and paralyze yourself I can wonder if that was what caused it.

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Aloha, my good friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reviewing bloke here with another film review, as well as my second installment of my "Christmas in July Jamboree".

And today, I'll be giving you all an analysis on Aardman Animation's "Arthur Christmas".

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Ahoy, me harteys!

This be yer friendly film and TV show buccaneer here with some buried treasure to show ye.

And today, to state why I once again be talking like a pirate, I'll be reviewing "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest".

Here be the rundown of this here tale *clears throat*:

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Hey guys!

It’s me again, back on, and very much on fire with showing you all my own movie reviews. And, today I’ll be reviewing Nickelodeon’s “Rango”.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you guys another re-analyzing on a film I already reviewed years ago:

A review on the extended version of "Rango"/Re-Analyzing of the film.

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Ahoy, mateys!

This be yer old film and TV show buccaneer here with another word-filled treasure to show ye.

And today, following me latest film review, I be here to give ye sea dogs an analysis of "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 1st installment of this year's February Festivity, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the third and final collaboration between Dreamworks and Aardman: "Flushed Away".

Here's the rundown of it:

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